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Saturday, August 3, 2013

Very Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi Joke Collection

Very Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi Joke


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What is tension ?

Answer - Ek Sunder Ladki ne Apse Lift Mangi,

Raste mai Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gayi,

Aap Use Najdik ke Hospital mai Le Gaye,

Dr. Bola Mubarak ho Aap Baap Banane Wale Ho,

Lo Gi Ho Gayi Ek Tension,

Aap Bole Mai Uska Baap Nahi na ye meri Bivi Hai,

Ladki Boli Nahi Ye Hi iska Real Baap Hai,

Ho Gayi Dusari tension,

Police aayi apka medical Check up Hua, or

Reprt mai aaya Ye Aadmi Kabhi Baap nahi ban Sakta,

Or Apko or tension But Thank God kah Kar aap nikal Gaye,

But Raste mai Chalte Hue apko ek Khayal aaya

Ghar pe mere Do Bache hai Vo Kiske hai,

This is a Real Tension,

Aaap dono ki ye pyari joddi kabi naa tutte

God kere aap 1 dusare say kabhi Naa rutthe

Yuhi 1 hoker Aap ye Jindagi bittaye.. Ki

Aapse khushiyo ka 1 pal bhi Naa Chhoote

“ Wish you Happy Anniversary ”

Good morning sms in hindi

Rat ne chadder samett le hai,

Suraj ne kirane bikhher de hai,

chalo uttho Or Yad karo use God ko

jisne apko ye sunder si subah de hai

- : Good Morning : -


Good morning msg in hindi

Dipak Mai Agar nuur nahi hota,

Ye Tanhaa Dil Majbuur nahi hota,

Ham kahne Apko Good Morning Aate

Agar Apka Ghar Humse duur na hota.

- : Good Morning : -
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