Punjabi Funny Whatsapp Joke Status in Hindi

Punjabi Funny Whatsapp Joke Status in Hindi

Ram Ram Sa, Ke bat hai Aajkal

Na Hi Aapro sms aave Hai,

Na Hi Apro Phone Aawe Hai,

Manne to Lage ke Thhe Kanjus

Ho giya ho sa , Mari Bat mano

Do Rupiyo Ri Chha Kam Pizzoo

Par mene ek SMS To Karo Sa

Manne Thori Ollow Gani aawe

1 Sardarji Kudh ke Marriage Certificate

ko 1 Hour se dekh rahaa tha Tabhi uski

Wife boly - Tum Itne ghanto se ki dekh rahe ho?

Kya hua ? Sardar bola - Expiry Date Dund Kaha hai,

Tere Liye Jindagi Tak Chhod Du

Her Kushi Tery Taraff Mod Du

Khushio Ke dwar Tere Lie Khol Du

Itana Kafi Hai ya ek do Jhut or Bol Du?



1990 ki Ladki Ma Mai Jeens Pahanu Kya?

Ma : Nahi Bety log kya kahenge ,

2013 Ladki: Ma Mai skirt Pahan Lu Kya?

Ma: Arey Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

 

World Mai 5 Muskil Kaam,

1.Train ka dhaka Lagana

2.Machhar ki Malish karna

3.Sher ko kiss karna

4.Ziraaf ki Garadan Dabana

5.And Aap logo Ke MSG ki umeed karna.

Ishq Mai ye Anjaam Payaa Hai,

Haat Per Tuute, Chehare se Khun Aaya h

Aspataal pahuche To Dosctor Ne Farmaaya

BAHARO PHUL BARASAO DEKHO MEHBOOB AYA H