Showing posts with label Punjabi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Punjabi. Show all posts

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Punjabi Funny Whatsapp Joke Status in Hindi

Punjabi Funny Whatsapp Joke Status in Hindi


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Ram Ram Sa, Ke bat hai Aajkal

Na Hi Aapro sms aave Hai,

Na Hi Apro Phone Aawe Hai,

Manne to Lage ke Thhe Kanjus

Ho giya ho sa , Mari Bat mano

Do Rupiyo Ri Chha Kam Pizzoo

Par mene ek SMS To Karo Sa

Manne Thori Ollow Gani aawe

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1 Sardarji Kudh ke Marriage Certificate

ko 1 Hour se dekh rahaa tha Tabhi uski

Wife boly - Tum Itne ghanto se ki dekh rahe ho?

Kya hua ? Sardar bola - Expiry Date Dund Kaha hai,

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Tere Liye Jindagi Tak Chhod Du

Her Kushi Tery Taraff Mod Du

Khushio Ke dwar Tere Lie Khol Du

Itana Kafi Hai ya ek do Jhut or Bol Du?




1990 ki Ladki Ma Mai Jeens Pahanu Kya?

Ma : Nahi Bety log kya kahenge ,

2013 Ladki: Ma Mai skirt Pahan Lu Kya?

Ma: Arey Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
 

World Mai 5 Muskil Kaam,

1.Train ka dhaka Lagana

2.Machhar ki Malish karna

3.Sher ko kiss karna

4.Ziraaf ki Garadan Dabana

5.And Aap logo Ke MSG ki umeed karna.


Ishq Mai ye Anjaam Payaa Hai,

Haat Per Tuute, Chehare se Khun Aaya h

Aspataal pahuche To Dosctor Ne Farmaaya

BAHARO PHUL BARASAO DEKHO MEHBOOB AYA H

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Best Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi Marwadi Punjabi Gujarat

Best Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi Marwadi Punjabi Gujarat

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Marwadi man Dukan pe Jata hai or kahata hai

Kela Kikar Diya sa, Ke bhav hai batao,

Dukana wala Ek rupiye mai ek Kelo,

Marwadi - 60 paise mai deve ?

Dukan - 60 paise mai khali chhilko aayi.

Marwadi to le 40 paisa chilko thhu

Rakh le Thik hai sa jano lawo kelo

Kaliyo ki taraha muskurati raho,

Phoolo ki taraha hasati raho,

Khuda se sirrf itana mangta hu

ki Bas hamesha tum meri raho

'' Happy marriage anniversary ''



Mai Khone Se bhi Darsta Hu

Judah Hone Se bhi Darta Hu

Mery Ankhe Kahati Hai Ki

Mai Sone Se Bhi Darta Hu

Mery Ungali Pakar Lena

Mujko Kabhi Tanha nahi Karna

Ye sansar Ek Maila Hai

Apko Khone Se Darata Hu


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Ser karne nikale hum,Dil me kuch arman the,

Ek taraf jhadi tatha ek taraf shamshan the,

Jyohi per diya haddi par,Haddi ke ye bayan the,

E mushafir dekhkar chal,Hum bhi kabhi insan the,




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